Episode 46: Indulgence

Chad joins the boys as they discuss movies, the holidays, and once again Chris tells the story about going to the Gwar concert.

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Episode 45: I Spoil Movies

Nothing but movie talk.

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Episode 44: Threat Level Hermaphrodite

The boys catch up and discuss marathons, Halloween, and the layout of a hermaphrodite's reproductive organs.
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Episode 43: I'd Rather Not

Andrew joins Joel and Chris in a version of "Would You Rather".

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Episode 42: The Snake Wrestler

The boys discuss Derek running a marathon, Rex's Chicken, the new Arcade Fire, and lots of other pressing issues.

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Episode 41: The Road to Nowhere

Never was an episode more aptly named. The boys discuss the best strategy for surviving tornadoes and nudity from the silver screen.

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Episode 40: Nightwatchin' with Joel

Ride along with Chris, Joel & Derek as we patrol the city and enforce the law with our own brand of street justice. Chris doesn't seem to be on his game, but luckily Joel picks up the slack and shares some insight from his days on the force.

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Chris and Joel discuss the finer points of Jury Duty, dealling with the mentally insane, and soooo much more.
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Episode 38: A Cooter In Every Town

The boys discuss the Paradise Lost films, Guitar Hero or jail, Joel making friends in Kansas, and what that means for your weekend.

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Episode 37: The Rupture

Sorry for the delay in posting an episode we recorded in the middle of August. Chris has been in moving mode for the past couple weeks and he just got his cable hooked up at the new place last night. While you wait for episode 38 check out Joel's new movie website www.ispoilmovies.com which I'm sure will be discussed quite a bit on episode 39. Email us at assembliesofpod@gmail.com

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Episode 36: Joel's Package

Joel discusses bathroom procedure while the boys recall a movie from SXSW that they didn't review.
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Episode 35: Live From Pittsburgh

Joel skypes in for the first time with more summer movie discussion and thoughts about Michael Keaton. Comments welcome assembliesofpod@gmail.com

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Episode 34: Pizza Party Retards (Part 2)

Andrew's drug past is discussed along with Rush, MST3K, Cheap Trick live, and many other nerd centered topics. Chad tries to get a word in about his new Alice In Chains cover band, but is derailed into discussing sobriety tests. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com, leave a voicemail at 918-200-9431. Apologies once again for the less than stellar audio quality.

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Episode 34: The Replacements (Part 1)

Chris brings in Chad and Andrew to discuss the life of the middle class musician and much more. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com or leave us an audio comment by calling us at 918-200-9431. Apologies for the less than stellar audio quality.

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Episode 33: Gummy Tummy

Chris and Joel have Derek back on to discuss penguin candy, divine intervention, ALF, and movie homework films "House of the Devil" and "Once Upon a Time in the West". Comments welcome assembliesofpod@gmail.com

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Episode 32: A Man's Pause

The boys discuss homework assignments House of Sand and Fog and Sunset Boulevard. Joel also runs down the Summer films he's seen. Comments welcome assembliesofpod@gmail.com

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Episode 31: The Nurples (Part 2)

The conclusion..

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Episode 31: Ragtime (Part 1)

Joel should get a kick out of the title.  The boys discuss favorite kids movies, homework assignments, and the destructive power of children. Part 2 soon to follow.

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Episode 30: Back In The Habit (Part 2)

The saga continues...

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SXSW Diary: Wrap Up

The last of the unedited entries covering the SXSW Film Festival.

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SXSW Diary: Day Seven

More of the same and still unedited.

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SXSW Diary: Day 5

Sorry for the delay on these remaing SXSW diary entries.  Chris and Joel both have had a lot of family stuff going on which needs to be kept somewhat private. Chris and Joel discuss films from Day five at the SXSW Festival in Austin Texas. This episode has not been edited, which is unusual for those to do, but due to lack of time we felt this the best way to publish these in quick order.

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SXSW Diary: Day Four

Reviews from the SXSW Film Festival.

SXSW Diary: Day Three

Day three of the SXSW Festival.

SXSW Diary: Day Two

SXSW Film Festival Day Two.

SXSW Diary: Day One

Day one of our trip to Austin's South By Southwest Film Festival.

Episode 29: Ginger Island

Chris and Joel spend time putting down women....again. The boys also discuss Joel's music past.
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Episode 26: Taste The Drank

Chris, Joel and Austin do some taste testing and discuss their favorite movies and albums of 2009. assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 25: KIDTCHR

Chris is very gullible and apparently quite the chauvinist, Joel gets us hooked on the syrup, Derek's manhood is at stake, and Austin tells of his love for dominant women. assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 24: Walkie Talkies

In this episode the boys encounter Austin the Red, a man filled with tales of adventure and of land out west. Apologies for the quality of the recording and for the fact that we recorded almost a month ago, but I think it's one of our finest to date.

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Outro music by Adam Sherlock

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Episode 23: Another Stupid List Show

All these guys do is make lists and spew uniformed nonsense at us all while playing some nerdy progressive rock underneath. They should rename the show "Ginger and Fatty Four Eyes embarrass themselves for an hour and a half every week or so". You are not funny. -Rebecca (Joel's Wife and frequent listener)

That last sentence was particularly hurtful. Any delay in sending out new episodes is all Chris' fault. However, after locking him away for 48 hours and feeding him nothing but Little Ceasar $5 pizzas and speed he emerged with this gem. The boys discuss their favorite albums of the decade. We also hear about the grossest thing that Joel has ever since.